Tonight, I scored quite possibly the greatest goal I will ever score.
Just outside the 12 yard box, just to the right of the nearest post, surrounded by 3 defenders, I took a chance and, with the outside of the boot, managed to curl the ball pinpoint into the far left corner.
I would say it's the goal of the month.
Alas, it was one-off shot from Mr Rooney in Pro Evo 5. Says it all, really.
In real life, I would have tripped over my own feet trying similar. Luckily, I can't do that right now as I'm sidelined with an ankle injury that was, at one stage, swollen bigger than Gibraltar.
Know your limits, people.