I've just done my first big virus scan for way too long. Yep, I know, but surely the point of having virus-killer and super-router is to keep them out in the first place.
Anyways, one big scan later and I find out I had a minor Trojan Horse hidden away...for a few months. It's ok, it's gone now.
Not once during that time was my bank account hacked, my paypal abused or swedish porn kindly ordered on my behalf on my online shop accounts. And all my e-mails fine.
Now, what is the point of sneaking into my house and not nicking anything?